The only proper way to sell Infinite Jest is with two bookmarks — one for the story, and one for the footnotes. (And obviously it works better if they are WORD bookmarks.)
The best book.
Want it but it doesnt came out in France yet
How have I never thought of this????
What a clever idea! Why didn’t we think of this?
Hmm, or one for where you are in the book (always page 20) and the other for where you imply you are in the book when...